So, as I sit here listening to Al Jolson happily singing Swanee (never let it be said my tastes in music are anything other than eclectic), I thought I would post the first of no doubt many examples of “Engrish” from this prolonged stay in Japan.
This one has a nice mix of the bizarre and additionally manages to score bonus points for glitter ink, incorrect pluralisation, generally not making sense, three exclamation marks (count ‘em) and use of schoolgirl-like tartan material that makes Japanese men go weak at the knees.
So here we have it – with no further ado I present entry number one in the Engrish contest:
FORCEFUL – THE SPECIAL – S.A. 1986 Dream Crew
MAGICAL TIME IS SENT TO YOU!!
Let’s Eats the Candy of the Magic That We Made For You!