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Japan relief artworks

I have been enjoying collecting some fine art of differing kinds in the name of Japan relief efforts. I have picked up several fine pottery pieces, a few of which we have (carefully) dared to put into practical use on occassion, but mostly just items of beauty to admire (and try to keep out of Keira’s reach!)

This hobby has also led to the formation of some interesting connections, such as discovering up-and-coming artist Lorena Alvarez from Bogota, Columbia, whose work I aquired in a charity auction recently.

At the pricer end of the spectrum, I’ve seen some fine pieces as well as some that I don’t quite get. As an example of the latter category, there is a piece from the rather wordily named Silent Art Auction in Kiyosumi for East Northern Japan that has been sitting open in my web browser for the past two months or so, while I contemplated what to make of it. As Firefox 5 has decided to chew all my memory and make my Mac almost unusable at times, I’ve decided it may be time to shut a few of the 150+ windows and tabs I have open, including the Kiyosumi one… Which means, it is time to unleash this oddity onto my unsuspecting readers.

The title of the work is “carnvial” by “Tal R” from Israel, and it has an estimated price that is around US$12,500. So what exactly do you get for this? Obviously, considerable karma points for helping to fund the ongoing relief efforts in Japan. In terms of the art work, it is technically a wax-on-crayon drawing on (ripped?) paper. The content is… disturbing, or at least mysterious. Personally, I think it looks like a tall, dark woman (going by the boobs and hair), wih a rather over-sized dark-brown penis aimed at a petite but nicely dressed chicken. Of all the works in the auction, this one was the most, um, intriguing…

If anyone can see anything less odd than I can, my apologies for my sick, sick mind, and I’d be delighted to hear about it.

Phew. Well that’s one Firefox window I can close. Now on to solving other pressing global crises…

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Taking photos in public toilets and other pastimes

Okay, okay, I know I said no more posts for today, but I was just about to close my photo app and spotted a couple of other oddities. Actually it turns out neither of these are actually very funny, but they amused me at the time so maybe someone will bite.

First up, we had occasion to be in Karuizawa (軽井沢町) recently, a small town in the “middle bit” of Japan – the mountainous prefecture of Nagano to the north-west of Tokyo. Karuizawa is quite a small town, but is a popular tourist escape for Tokyo-ites in particular due to being easily accessible by shinkansen; offering a cool respite from summer heat; and some relatively nearby skiing in winter (though from my discussions with a local the skiing is perhaps better done elsewhere for anyone who is serious about it). There’s a lot more to say about our trip to Karuizawa (a wedding, great food, log cabins…) but for now, suffice to say that as well as being a beautiful environment with (frequently) snow-capped mountains and relatively unspoilt nature, there is a dispersed shopping outlet area that spreads out around the train station.

With the high elevation and being further north, there were still plenty of cherry blossoms in more or less full bloom even though ours in Odawara were completely finished when we were there (8 May). There’s possibly another reason too, which is I think these are predominantly yama-zakura (山桜) or moutain cherry blossom trees, which by their nature flower somewhat later than the “regular” paler pink flowering cherry more commonly found throughout Japan. Anyway, I’m not here to provide a botany lesson, so let’s just concede that the cherries were still glorious and attracting lots of photographers (including me) even in otherwise mundane settings like the carpark of the mall.

So to get back to what was going to be the original point of this post, I turned the corner at one part of this snaking and somewhat confusing mall to find myself confronted with a Lactation Room.

It struck me as rather odd-sounding, although it was clear what it was for, and my first thought was “What’s next, a Defecation Room?” Euphemisms were invented for a reason. When I got home though for whatever reason I typed that phrase into Google to see what the hive mind thinks of the concept of lactation rooms, and it transpires that this is quite standard terminology in American English. Thus this is not nearly as funny or strange as I first thought, although those blessed enough to hail from the land down under may have a similar reaction to mine.

Finally, to cap things off with some more almost-but-not-quite toilet humour, I couldn’t resist taking a photo of this “Multipurpose table” sign. Don’t get me wrong, I understand (after some thought) why this exists and is no doubt important for those people it is designed to serve, but my initial reaction on seeing the picture was… disturbing.

And speaking of disturbing things, this isn’t the first time I’ve felt compelled to pull out a camera in a public toilet. Hmmm… that doesn’t sound right. But the point is it is even more embarrassing for me to do so now, since having migrated from an Aussie iPhone to a Japanese one earlier this year I am now stuck with the “Japanized” firmware of the phone. Why should this make any difference? Indeed. The “feature” of the Japan iPhones, along with most other digital cameras sold, is that they must emit a reasonably loud “shutter click” noise each time you take a photo. This is due to the fondness of an unreasonable number of Japanese men for “upskirt” photography, which I won’t dwell on any further, but only mention this to show the lengths I’m prepared to stoop to to garner a cheap laugh.

And, okay, one more for the road. All this chatter of toilet pictures reminds me I did in fact whip out the iPhone on another occasion even more recently after a much needed use of the facilities. In this case it isn’t funny so much as quaintly Japanese. This was at a hotel in Hakone and the bathroom featured a very long and solid slab of timber as the benchtop, as well as prolific use of bamboo and other timber throughout. Another nice touch was the dragonflies on the stone sinks.

More irresistible Engrish

What a backlog of fun stuff I have… (yes, Doctor, when it rains it pours).

At Narita Airport last time, within puffing distance of the adult-smokers-only room was another little Engrish gem to help me pass the time. Apologies in advance for the bad photo. I partly blame the iPhone, but mostly I was feeling a bit paranoid about the folks staring at me from the cancer room for photographing their sign, so took this a little too hastily and didn’t realise until it was too late.

Passengers who are willing to use this First-Aid room, please call the Passenger Security Center.

I have no idea what was wrong with the facilities to make them this desperate, but I breathed a (smoky) sigh of relief that I wasn’t in need of any first aid there.

Meanwhile, back in Odawara, I spied an endearing ladies shirt that charms on so many levels.

Be beautiful in a CHERRY SACK

Looks like a sack

Feels like a sack

IS A SACK

Make of that what you will; but there’s no denying it looks cheery.

I promise that’s the last post for today. One needs ones beauty sleep before heading to the big smoke tomorrow (Tokyo), for an adventure I will probably get around to writing about in November (2012 :) ) based on my current backlog.

Smorking rooms part 2

I recently noted that the Smorking Room outside my gym has been re-branded, and is now merely a smoking room. Oddly, it seems to be being used a lot more (for smoking) now than it was when it had its title plastered in Engrish prominently on each side. Surely just coincidence… and I wonder too who pointed out the spelling error: not me, and I was mildly disappointed to see it corrected. The typo was the only good thing about the place.

Japan is still giving though, and with thanks to Japan Tobacco I present a shot from Narita Airport where they generously provide a smoking area “For adult smokers only”. (Children are kindly requested to use the smoking room across the hall.)

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Japanese election season and sound trucks

It was recently election season in Japan. To me, this mostly just means the season of “sound trucks” – small vans and trucks plastered with signs and (barely) supporting large loudspeakers that blare out electionering guff in a rather inconsiderate way to anyone who will listen (which means everyone, since the noise is so loud and the trucks so numerous that the evil is unavoidable).

Speaking of evil, I was disappointed to see the voters of Tokyo re-elected Governor Shintaro Ishihara, just days after another outrageous statement regarding the Tohoku Earthquake – that it was “divine punishment”, and that the tsunami was needed to wash away greed from the people. Ishihara has previously expressed in no uncertain terms his deep racism, homophobia, denial of Japanese history (such as the Rape of Nanking) and more. His ageism (especially against women) is also truly offensive, with statements such as that “old women who live after they have lost their reproductive function are useless and are committing a sin”. He seems somewhat like Pauline Hanson of Australia, but with an even more well-rounded portfolio of offensiveness, and indeed I wonder just how many screws he is actually missing given he also says things like that forests eat children (this latter comment being more like a Bushism in its oddness). Perhaps the more bizarre thing is that he was re-elected. I wonder what the people of Tokyo were thinking? Apparently the competition was poor, but really…

Sadly, I don’t have any original photos to present here of the actual sound trucks, which I realise is quite an oversight. I was usually too busy blocking my ears to think of taking photos of them. Once, when I was outside returning from the station I tried walking in front of one to slow it down on our narrow street but shortly after I realised it was just making the noise last longer and relcutantly let the truck pass. There are some photos on the Wikipedia sound trucks in Japan page for the curious who may not have seen what these things look like.

Ironically, a lot of what the trucks are actully blasting out is politely worded apologies for being so noisy. In fact, that is more or less the only part of the “conversation” I was able to grasp in most cases, apart from the names of the relevant politican belonging to each truck. Inside the truck are typically the driver and then several people whose job seems to be to wave at passers-by. I assumed one of these was likely to be the actual politicial, but no, apparently not; these are just supporters or aides and the actual pollies are elsewhere (probably with earplugs in trying to get some work done or sleep).

Keira certainly wasn’t impresed by the trucks and the frequent interruption to her afternoon sleep patterns – she calls them “noisy trucks”. They also predictably blast throughout dinner time, presumably since that is when they know many people will be at home and within earshot. Fortunately, while the sound trucks are basically unregulated by the Japanese government there is at least a curfew and they do appear to abide by that.

When my brain wasn’t being pelted by high decibel propoganda, I did recall a kindly comment from a dear Japanese friend (who shall remain nameless) many moons ago in Australia on polling day, when she wished me have a nice erection.

The rush on rice, bread, water … toilet paper … salt?!

The mega-disaster in Japan has produced some strange economic effects. Firstly, there was the massive sell-off in the Japanese stockmarket, due to many factors including interruptions to supplies, rolling power blackouts likely to be affecting production for months, uncertainty about the Fukushima nuclear plant situation and so on. Some shares were particularly hard hit: TEPCO, the power company responsible for Fukushima plants, lost about two-thirds of its value, although has since recovered somewhat.

There was also the affect on the currency markets, which I found a bit perverse at first. The Japanese Yen had a staggering rise against all the major currencies – and proportionally even more against the Aussie Dollar.

Of more general interest though has been the “on the street” economic affects in Tokyo and other areas that were spared the brunt of the earthquake and tsunami’s forces.

In the immediate aftermath, and given the timing of the quake (on a Friday afternoon), there was a rush on “disaster” supplies, which extended widely around Japan (and even beyond, as we shall see). The first things to go seemed to be pre-prepared meals (“bento” boxes, sandwiches and the like), along with white rice, bottled drinking water, instant noodles, petrol, heating fuel (kerosene), torches and batteries.

Like many people, this caused us a reasonable amount of concern – possibly even a bit more than an average household since we are currently five in the house and we also tend to buy meals or ingredients on the day, so don’t have much in the way of “emergency rations” on standby.

The local Dynacity Mall and Robinson’s where we usually shop was closed completely for a few days (if my memory serves me correctly). Where the front open-air carpark is normally full and there are a hundred or more bikes, there was basically nothing.

The next problem we encountered was that our car wouldn’t start, which was an added stress we could have done without. It turns out that someone (very small) had left the internal light on and we had a flat battery. Fortunately we could get a local service guy to come out very quickly and we were on our way – sort of: we had to drive around for an hour or so first to re-charge the battery. (This is itself a bit of an oddity in a Prius, given that the “big” battery in the car was almost fully charged, but if the “little” battery – like normal cars have – goes flat, you are stuffed…)

We didn’t have a huge amount of petrol either, and somewhat less still after having to drive around “aggressively” to re-charge the battery (“Pretend you don’t own a Prius…” as the Toyota guy said.) We quickly found that basically all of the petrol stations (gasoline stands) around Odawara had sold out, shut their doors, and gone home.

Finally, after negotiating horribly bad traffic, we found one with a tanker pulled in re-filling its main tanks. There was already a queue waiting, and we were on the wrong side of the road and only just allowing traffic through, and the station attention told us it would be at least 30 minutes just until the refuelling was done, so I decided to abandon that.

Fortunately we were lucky to find one petrol station that was open and that still had fuel. And a long queue. Things were orderly, people were waiting patiently, the several station attendants were being polite and helpfully squishing as many cars as possible into the queue and around the pumps.

It took quite a while to get our fill, but it felt good to know we could, in theory, drive somewhere a fair way away now if we needed to – although in practice I knew that if any further disaster caused us to flee, we’d unlikely be the only ones making that decision, and the roads would probably be so busy as to prevent us going anywhere useful.

(I should also point out here that I also had “hoarder angst” afterwards for having bought our 25 litres of fuel that could have potentially otherwise gone to the northern prefectures that really needed it at the time; the same way I felt when we finally could buy some rice and water).

Most of the stores we tried were also closed completely, and we probably visited five or six.

Finally we found a conbini (convenience store) that was open. The only problem was, it was no longer very convenient: not much of the stuff we actually wanted. No sign of any pre-made meals…

And no sign of any bread…

We settled for some potato chips, chocolate and the last remaining nikuman (steamed pork buns). The food situation remained bleak around here until about Tuesday following the quake (four days later), at which time at least more stores were opening back up again – though still without rice, water and so on.

We gathered up whatever we thought could pass as food in a prolonged no food situation, just in a case. I think in hindsight we did the right thing, and certainly don’t think we hoarded as such. But it was difficult not to buy expecting the stores to be even more empty tomorrow, given the ongoing uncertainty. And this was the problem, not just here in our little city of Odawara (population 200,000) but particularly in Tokyo (with 100 times more people, and a little closer to the “action”).

In all, I understand that food purchases doubled in Tokyo during the days following the quake. Of course sudden unexpected surge in demand, particularly coming over a weekend, meant widespread shortages, and came on top of infrastructure damage, communications difficulties, fuel shortages, ongoing large after-shocks and the threat of nuclear meltdown causing mild panic (especially to anyone reading foreign media).

Some products suffered from far greater demand. The respected Asahi Shinbun reported that the demand for rice was 10 times normal levels, and the demand for bottled water was 26 times normal. Meanwhile, on top of the distribution issues and the critical need to deliver safe drinking water to the surviors further north, the water bottler had suffered damage from the earthquake slashing its production capacity by two-thirds. Empty shelves promoted ongoing further panic buying.

We gathered up various items of a storable nature in modest quantities that we will eat in due course, like cereal and nuts. I even bought a can of spam – hoping I won’t have to eat it, but figuring it would be a good source of protein in the absence of anything else, and may come in handy as a prop for some email pun in more peaceful times.

I did, however, baulk at a somewhat similar protein source that I had never noticed before, that seemed to be in plentiful supply once the supermarket reopened: canned horse meat. (For the record, I did once eat horse meat shabu shabu style in Nozawa Onsen, but I don’t think I’ll be rushing to do that again.)

We did “hoard” the last 4 packets of noodles for our lunch, once we finally spotted some on the shelves: Yoko looked very pleased at the discovery.

Once some more items started to come back on the shelves, the queues were the longest I have ever encountered. Here we were about 20 deep waiting to check-out at one of about 15 registers at York Mart (with about 6 people behind us). Very shortly after taking this photo I also encountered one of the few instances of outright rudeness I’ve ever directly experienced in Japan: an elderly man blatantly pushed in in front of us in the queue (and refused to meet my stare, to boot). Maybe he didn’t like the fact that I had (subtly) taking a photo. Or maybe he was just in a hurry. Who knows.

Things slowly came back to the shops: By Tuesday, some rice returned at the speciality rice shop within Robinson’s, which charges a decent premium and sells only the finest rice. Even there, there was a queue of about 10 people and as you can see from the photo below, nearly all the rice types were all but sold out. We did manage to get a little though.

By now, things have largely returned to normal. I can’t buy my favourite relatively healthy breads yet, but there’s a reasonable selection of bread back on the shelves and the quantities are back to normal. Several industrial trolly-fuls of 5 kg white rice packs have also taken a prominent place on the floor in Robinson’s, and are still in good supply now a few days after their appearance, so the hoarding seems to have passed (or at least supply and re-stocking is happening efficiently again around here).

Bottled water is back too, albeit not lasting long on the shelves, particularly since the scare yesterday that Tokyo water supplies in some areas had been found to contain radioactive particles at quantities that exceed the local legal limits (which, in turns out, are very strict by world standards). Tokyo-ites (as well as others in Saitama and probably Fukushima and surrounds too) have been advised not to give tap water to infants. (The levels in Tokyo have now fallen back below Japan’s legal limits.)

While there was no queue for the water on this particular occasion, it didn’t last long. Shelves were empty a short time later (apart from San Pellegrino and such, which seemed unaffected by all the panic buying and was always in good supply – which struck me as odd; personally I’d be happy to go out in style with some imported bubbles). Today there were just a handful of small bottles around and no large ones.

I read on Twitter about one elderly lady in a Tokyo convenience store buying “all the water you’ve got”, and the Twitter user congratulated her on the baby…

Meanwhile, in this photo which I have blatantly knocked off from 47news.jp, someone was caught buying up like crazy. He must have a crazy number of babies in his house, that’s all I can say.

Meanwhile, the Tokyo local government decided to hand out three days worth of bottled water to everyone with infants, to get around the lack of supply via the usual retail channels.

So that is about how it has been here for the bare necessities. But just what are those necessities. Is there anything I’ve missed? Ah yes, toilet paper. Great, forest-decimating quantities of toilet paper have been bought in the aftermath of the quake. Is it because people anticipate their water-squirting, hair-drying, remote-controlled, heated, massaging Washlet toilets might be without power for a few hours every now and then? Or is toilet paper one of those essential pack-and-run items in an absolute emergency evacuation (maybe, a little bit…)

It may be that the real cause was the memory of some housewives and obachans of the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 1973. During the oil crisis, a rumour of unknown origin came about that Japan’s (mostly imported) toilet paper shipments had been delayed indefinitely. While there was no basis to the rumour, people quickly snapped up whatever they could find, creating an actual shortage. They then experienced the same thing we have seen here with water, rice, etc; any time any trickle of stock makes it to the shelves, it is immediately snapped up resulting in more panic about the empty shelves, and more hoarding. It is said that it was only once many households had years worth of toilet paper supply that they finally felt confident to stop buying more and the “crisis” was brought to an end. (Cuba also had a TPC – Toilet Paper Crisis – lasting several months in 2009, due to the global financial crisis and hurricanes.)

The radiation fears from the Fukushima plants also caused a rush on iodine, since high doses of iodine can be taken as a thyroid blocker to prevent the body’s ability to absorb any more iodine, thus allowing any radioactive iodine to pass through without being absorbed. A lot of this panic buying of iodine occurred in places too far away to realistically be at any real risk – Tokyo for instance, which by all sensible accounts would have been a pretty safe place to be even in the event of a multiple meltdown. Fanned on by the international media frenzy, there was also a mass buy-up of iodine pills in Korea, along the US Pacific coast and other far-flung places.

Presumably a reasonable portion of those pills actually got consumed already (as a “precautionary measure”), and no doubt caused more ill effects to people that the radiation would have had any chance of doing. It also means there’s a shortage of usable iodine for those that really need it – emergency workers and power plant staff in the “hot” zone.

Perhaps most bizarrely of all, there was a massive run on salt buying in China (with rumours circulating that iodised table salt might somehow do enough to help protect against radiation, if it came). It’s worth noting that China’s own nuclear reactors are thought to “leak” a noticeable amount of radiation into South Korea on a fairly predictable basis, if South Korean media is to be believed.

Chinese traders took the opportunity to raise prices to many times their usual levels, and still the panic buying continued, with salt being snapped up as soon as it was placed on shelves. While all that buying and selling would have shifted little bits of wealth from the panicked-and-gulliable to the opportunistic-and-greedy, the China Daily Show reports that one chap did especially well.

Mr Lu, a college drop-out former vinegar trader who moved into the salt business, rather unsuccessfully until last week it would seem, since he was on the verge of bankruptcy. It is reported that he “sold the company to a Hebei-based conglomerate for a billion-dollar figure” – and he’s already managed to spend a decent chunk on partying, coal mines and becoming “serious player in China’s burgeoning art market”.

Phew. What a 13 days it’s been…

Baidu hand-drawn maps for China

I’m surprised I didn’t spot this sooner, given my love of maps, GPS, navigation tools, building design and techie things.

Baidu, for those that don’t know, is the “Google of China” – the de facto search engine for most Chinese. They have a tool like Google Maps but with hand-drawn maps with beautiful detail.

It feels a lot like Sim City, which in some ways is probably not a bad analogy for some of the new mega-cities springing up around the place.

Incidentally Google used to own a chunk of Baidu, but bailed out in 2006 and since then Baidu has really dominated the market. But there’s a new kid on the block, with the recently launched Panguso search portal – which happens to have been created by China Mobile (state-owned telco) and Xinhua (state-owned news agency).

Of course there’s rumours spinning at present about China meddling with Gmail, dropping telephone calls that mention the word “protest” and such things – so you’d presumably want to be be careful what you search for behind the Great Firewall of China.

But those sure are pretty little maps.

Things I will miss at the new house

With our move-in date not too far away now, I’m reflecting on some of the things I will miss.

Obviously I won’t see so much of Jiji and Baba although I’m sure we will still see a lot of each other. I will miss the daily big cook-up brekkies with salads, all sorts of bread, etc: I suspect Yoko and I will revert to our normal more modest morning eating habits (and Keira will continue to be happy with her Vegemite on toast or muesli with occasional fruit and mini tomatoes).

With our washing machine delivered earlier this week (and a slightly leaky tap efficiently fixed earlier thismorning), we will have to start doing our own washing again. (Thanks Ba-chan for all the hyper-efficient – obsessive? – daily washing). Actually I say “we” may have to start doing the washing, but in all fairness I can’t claim that I am likely to do anything much at all relating to washing, sorry Yoko…

I will miss going out into the sometimes freezing cold semi-outdoor room and loading our dirty dishes into the tiny little square dishwasher that was once a fixture in Yoko’s Chiba university dorm room.

I will miss the crunch of little dark grey stones underfoot going in and out the front gate.

And I will miss is this sign on the upstairs toilet informing you how to use it, which still after all these years gives me a little smile each time I go about my business.

Naughty Pinocchio

I spotted this yesterday – at first I thought it was some sort of strange plasticky double underpants, but since it was in the cooking section I guess I was probably mistaken.

Whatever it is, I like the Engrish:

A little wooden boy. He is curious and little selfish. His friends say him Pinocchio.

Unusual slogans of multi-nationals

I sometimes wonder about Engrish and whether it is, to some extent, “on purpose” that some phrases are presented in a certain way. For example, maybe they make more sense that way to a Japanese person than they would if they were presented in more grammatically correct English.

Generally, I imagine the real reason is just sloppy translating, either by someone with limited English ability or even by machine translation.

Machine translation is fantastic and getting better all the time, but still obviously fails to convey many subtleties and perhaps even the entire message at times. I was going to have an example here to show just how bad it can be, but Google Translate has let me down – by being too good. My poetic phrase is:

I like to pluck my eyebrows in the sunlit hallways of the school yard.

I ran this through Google Translate into Japanese, and back again, to see just how mangled it became. This sort of experiment used to give quite amusing results in the not so distant past. This is what it returns today:

I like to pull the eyebrows in the hallway lit by the sun of the schoolyard.

Only slightly wrong really, with some mild loss of poetry and the main issue being the question of exactly whose eyebrows are being so delicately plucked.

Anyway, to get back to the original point, for a large multi-national firm like Domino’s Pizza or Subway, I am surprised the English is not somewhat more authentic, given they presumably have more than their fair share of bilingual staff to deal with international issues and ensure consistency in global marketing and so on.

I have pointed out some Domino’s oddities already, so today’s victim is Subway, who on their wet hand towel – served in conveniently burnable plastic – proclaim “Subway: The Natural Ideal style of eating vegetable.”

So the question is: did they market test this phrase on Japanese sandwich lovers and decide this worked better than “Eat Fresh”, as Subway uses in most English speaking markets? Whatever the reason, they are sticking to their guns, since a quick web search suggests this phrase has been in use by Subway since at least 2004.

Subway wet napkin with Engrish

I think it is fair to say that the target market for a lot of English in Japanese signage is in fact Japanese people and not English native speakers. There are some obvious exceptions, such as street name signs and train station names.

That being the case, maybe the many, many instances of Engrish don’t matter much. Maybe  the average Japanese person doesn’t even read them, the way my eyes thankfully glide over the Japanese text if presented with something written in both languages.

In the following example, I’m sure every Japanese housewife (and whoever else happens to be lost and lonely loitering in a department store would understand the word “SALE”. Whether they progress to reading the remainder of the text is debatable, but for a native speaker (and English language pedant) like me a phrase like “This shop  challenging to price broken in this campaign sale” screams out even louder than the yellow background. (And the superfluous space between “shop” and “challenging” is a bit annoying too…)

Finally, some examples that maybe aren’t strictly Engrish, but I always find the name of McDonald’s Pacman-shaped “Shaka Shaka Chicken” to be amusing. (Actually this is perfectly sensible Romanised Japanese – this product is chicken in a bag with some sort of spices that you “shake shake” to coat the chicken with the tasty bits. Japanese are extreme fans of onomatopoeia.)

This one isn’t Engrish at all, but I couldn’t help observe how little the McDonald’s “Bacon Potato Pie” resembles food. Though it does look rather like a fat clotted artery.

Finally, this is an Engrish example where I think it’s clear the English part is intended for an English speaking audience, and that it ought to be correct. This is from the carpark at Odawara train station: “Security Camera in operating!”

Here’s lookin’ back at ya.