I have been enjoying collecting some fine art of differing kinds in the name of Japan relief efforts. I have picked up several fine pottery pieces, a few of which we have (carefully) dared to put into practical use on occassion, but mostly just items of beauty to admire (and try to keep out of Keira’s reach!)
This hobby has also led to the formation of some interesting connections, such as discovering up-and-coming artist Lorena Alvarez from Bogota, Columbia, whose work I aquired in a charity auction recently.
At the pricer end of the spectrum, I’ve seen some fine pieces as well as some that I don’t quite get. As an example of the latter category, there is a piece from the rather wordily named Silent Art Auction in Kiyosumi for East Northern Japan that has been sitting open in my web browser for the past two months or so, while I contemplated what to make of it. As Firefox 5 has decided to chew all my memory and make my Mac almost unusable at times, I’ve decided it may be time to shut a few of the 150+ windows and tabs I have open, including the Kiyosumi one… Which means, it is time to unleash this oddity onto my unsuspecting readers.
The title of the work is “carnvial” by “Tal R” from Israel, and it has an estimated price that is around US$12,500. So what exactly do you get for this? Obviously, considerable karma points for helping to fund the ongoing relief efforts in Japan. In terms of the art work, it is technically a wax-on-crayon drawing on (ripped?) paper. The content is… disturbing, or at least mysterious. Personally, I think it looks like a tall, dark woman (going by the boobs and hair), wih a rather over-sized dark-brown penis aimed at a petite but nicely dressed chicken. Of all the works in the auction, this one was the most, um, intriguing…
If anyone can see anything less odd than I can, my apologies for my sick, sick mind, and I’d be delighted to hear about it.
Phew. Well that’s one Firefox window I can close. Now on to solving other pressing global crises…































Japanese election season and sound trucks
May 3
Posted by js in Commentary, Engrish, Family, Japan, Silly stuff | 1 Comment
It was recently election season in Japan. To me, this mostly just means the season of “sound trucks” – small vans and trucks plastered with signs and (barely) supporting large loudspeakers that blare out electionering guff in a rather inconsiderate way to anyone who will listen (which means everyone, since the noise is so loud and the trucks so numerous that the evil is unavoidable).
Speaking of evil, I was disappointed to see the voters of Tokyo re-elected Governor Shintaro Ishihara, just days after another outrageous statement regarding the Tohoku Earthquake – that it was “divine punishment”, and that the tsunami was needed to wash away greed from the people. Ishihara has previously expressed in no uncertain terms his deep racism, homophobia, denial of Japanese history (such as the Rape of Nanking) and more. His ageism (especially against women) is also truly offensive, with statements such as that “old women who live after they have lost their reproductive function are useless and are committing a sin”. He seems somewhat like Pauline Hanson of Australia, but with an even more well-rounded portfolio of offensiveness, and indeed I wonder just how many screws he is actually missing given he also says things like that forests eat children (this latter comment being more like a Bushism in its oddness). Perhaps the more bizarre thing is that he was re-elected. I wonder what the people of Tokyo were thinking? Apparently the competition was poor, but really…
Sadly, I don’t have any original photos to present here of the actual sound trucks, which I realise is quite an oversight. I was usually too busy blocking my ears to think of taking photos of them. Once, when I was outside returning from the station I tried walking in front of one to slow it down on our narrow street but shortly after I realised it was just making the noise last longer and relcutantly let the truck pass. There are some photos on the Wikipedia sound trucks in Japan page for the curious who may not have seen what these things look like.
Ironically, a lot of what the trucks are actully blasting out is politely worded apologies for being so noisy. In fact, that is more or less the only part of the “conversation” I was able to grasp in most cases, apart from the names of the relevant politican belonging to each truck. Inside the truck are typically the driver and then several people whose job seems to be to wave at passers-by. I assumed one of these was likely to be the actual politicial, but no, apparently not; these are just supporters or aides and the actual pollies are elsewhere (probably with earplugs in trying to get some work done or sleep).
Keira certainly wasn’t impresed by the trucks and the frequent interruption to her afternoon sleep patterns – she calls them “noisy trucks”. They also predictably blast throughout dinner time, presumably since that is when they know many people will be at home and within earshot. Fortunately, while the sound trucks are basically unregulated by the Japanese government there is at least a curfew and they do appear to abide by that.
When my brain wasn’t being pelted by high decibel propoganda, I did recall a kindly comment from a dear Japanese friend (who shall remain nameless) many moons ago in Australia on polling day, when she wished me have a nice erection.